- me: better check my phone for messages from friends
- me: *after checking phone*
- me: better get friends
(Source: aboyfromstratford)
(Source: moonglance)
Zarry.
School President:
Honor Students:
COOKIE
(Source: thiscakeisnotalie)
- guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
- guy: you legend *high-five*
- girl: i had sex once
- girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
